Augustus, after Chris’ dad.
*smiles weakly* I remember him. He’s amazing.
I’m serious. People out there are cray.
What’s Chris’ middle name? The baby, I mean.
Oh dear god I thought someone thought it was a good idea to name their child apple for a minute. Whew.
*sighs and pushes hair back* You wanna go lay down? We can go annoy Chris and whisper in his ear as he sleeps. Apple’s asleep.